Is today a bad day for you?

I have found a list which helps me decide, if today is a bad day for me..
"You know it's going to be a bad day when...
You turn on the morning news and it's showing emergency routes out of town.
The sun comes up in the west.
Your boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat.
You jump out of bed and you miss the floor."
The bird singing outside your bedroom window is a buzzard.
You wake up and your dentures are locked together.
Your car's horn gets stuck while you're following a group of Hell's Angels.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
You walk to work on a sunny morning and discover the back of your skirt is stuck in your panty hose.
You call to pick up your messages and are told it's none of your business.
Your tax return check bounces.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
You step on the scale and it says "tilt".
You call suicide prevention, and they put you on hold.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party last night and there aren't any.
You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then you realize that you don't have a waterbed."
And so... Im not having a bad day as yet :)
- Quoted from "How you can tell when it's going to be a rotten day."
http://www.joke-archives.com/toplists/rottendy.html