Impossible is nothing.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."

-Adidas Ad, ESPN magazine.

Is today a bad day for you?

I have found a list which helps me decide, if today is a bad day for me..
"You know it's going to be a bad day when...
You turn on the morning news and it's showing emergency routes out of town.
The sun comes up in the west.
Your boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat.
You jump out of bed and you miss the floor."
The bird singing outside your bedroom window is a buzzard.
You wake up and your dentures are locked together.
Your car's horn gets stuck while you're following a group of Hell's Angels.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
You walk to work on a sunny morning and discover the back of your skirt is stuck in your panty hose.
You call to pick up your messages and are told it's none of your business.
Your tax return check bounces.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
You step on the scale and it says "tilt".
You call suicide prevention, and they put you on hold.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party last night and there aren't any.
You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then you realize that you don't have a waterbed."
And so... Im not having a bad day as yet :)
- Quoted from "How you can tell when it's going to be a rotten day."
http://www.joke-archives.com/toplists/rottendy.html

Congratulations :)

There was once a guy who was happy and gay(Gay as in Happy!! :P).
His life was simple.
He had many friends and all his relationships he ever had, were simple and smooth. His logic was sharp, and there was no sign of emotional intelligence.
And then something happened..
The very thoughts he was thinking, begun to change.. and before he tried to figure out what was happening..
He got engaged! :P
Congrats Bubu, and I speaketh the truth.. "I pity you" :P

A pro at languages.

I'm ashamed of myself(Something new?). Sigh!
All these 24 years, I thought I was good at languages.

I was under the assumption that, given a considerable amount of time, say a month or so; I would be able to understand any language pretty well. But I was wrong.

Even though it has been with me for more that 24 years now, I dont understand it.
It grumbles sometimes, it roars sometimes, it makes some amusing noises sometimes. Still I havent been able to understand what it really wants. Yea, Im talking about my tummy.

Currently, Im not keeping well. Not sure, whats wrong! All I know is, it has something to do with my tummy.
Its speaking a new language today, other than the grumbling. I dont know if I can call it a new language. Maybe I should say it has begun dancing. I can feel it twist and turn. And hey! Im not pregnant! so.. you get the point right... its my tummy doing the dancing(without music) and not anything else.

The doctor gave me some tablets to put my tummy to peace. But they too seem to be having a ball of time in my tummy! I suspect, they are dancing along to the tunes, my tummy is dancing to!
Sigh! Someone help me.